- Bastardly: Ashley Tisdale looks lonely
- Drunken Stepfather: Marla Maples and her boy toy at the beach
- CityRag: Paris Hilton’s non-human look-a-likes
- Bossip: Chris Rock took the stand to talk about his, um, indiscretions
- Asylum: Thinking of sex makes you gamble big
- Celebslam: Russell Simmon’s daughter is attractive
- Celebitchy: Oprah cries over her dog
- ASL: Brandon Davis channels his inner racist
- Yeeeah: A new strain of weed is named after Tom Cruise
- Dlisted: Yoko gives Heather some advice
- SOW: Jordan has morphed into Katie Andre
- CS: Melissa Joan Hart and her son
- College Humor: God hates Rick Astley
Web Finds

- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
So i don’t get it, where was the racism? is being truthful racist now too?
i mean the one guy was obviously a fucking dumpster NIGGER, & the other guy was obviously fudge packing faggit, NO big whoop- suck it up PUSSY’S
to shankyouverymuch, calling someone a “dumb n***er” isn’t racist? sad that you think that way. i feel sorry for your mother.
brandon davis is a coward, only willing to say those things once he’s safely in his SUV with the windows rolled up.