- Bastardly: Ashley Tisdale looks lonely
- Drunken Stepfather: Marla Maples and her boy toy at the beach
- CityRag: Paris Hilton’s non-human look-a-likes
- Bossip: Chris Rock took the stand to talk about his, um, indiscretions
- Asylum: Thinking of sex makes you gamble big
- Celebslam: Russell Simmon’s daughter is attractive
- Celebitchy: Oprah cries over her dog
- ASL: Brandon Davis channels his inner racist
- Yeeeah: A new strain of weed is named after Tom Cruise
- Dlisted: Yoko gives Heather some advice
- SOW: Jordan has morphed into Katie Andre
- CS: Melissa Joan Hart and her son
- College Humor: God hates Rick Astley
- Jezebel: Amy Winehouse adopts the withering look
- Celebwarship: No babies for Renee (to eat)
- UseMyComputer: Naomi Watts is cute












