Britney Spears isn’t shy

Britney Spears was working out at Bally Total Fitness when she thought it would be a good idea to run out of the locker room wrapped in only a towel to get some water. Because clearly that minute it would take to put on clothes was too long of a wait. She might as well have cartwheeled out of the bathroom shouting, “Hey, look at me! I’m Britney Spears! I’m naked under this towel! Tee hee!” To which I would have replied, “Hey, look at me! I don’t care! And I’m sprinkling the ground with thumbtacks dipped in chili sauce and lemon juice. Tee hee!”