Cameron Diaz

In disturbing news of the day, Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler may be dating. The two were seen sharing drinks at Shutters and doing some light petting at Teddy’s Bar. Witnesses said that, at the time, they wanted to vomit.

A source – who saw the pair sharing drinks at Shutters Hotel last week – said: “They walked up to the balcony area to look at the sunset. He had one arm round her waist and the other on the small of her back.

“She kept giggling and touching his chest to whisper in his ear. They obviously had a good night.”

‘Shrek’ star Diaz, 35, and Butler, 38, have also been out at Teddy’s Bar in the Roosevelt Hotel in LA, where fellow clubbers say there was a lot of “thigh touching”.

It is unknown how the star of 300 fell prey to her witchcraft or why he did not simply impale her with a spear like he did to those other monsters in that movie.