Winners: Lars and the Real Girl DVD giveaway
Winners for the caption contest are as follows:
- Jason - “So I found an old inner-tube in the garage the other day, and I was thinkin’ ‘how ’bout a three-way’?”
- Steve - “I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!â€
- Daniela - Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!
Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.
Ryan Gosling stars in Lars and the Real Girl which comes out on DVD next Tuesday. It’s a touching film about “a delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.” (See? You’re not the only one!) Three winners will be chosen to receive a DVD of the movie.
Rules are simple:
- Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
- Write it down as a comment using/leaving a valid e-mail address or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com with the subject “Lars and the Real Girl contestâ€.
- Go clean your Real Doll.
Contest ends Thursday April 10, 2008. I will decide the winner by how handsome I look in the mirror that day.
- Apr 10, 2008
- Digg
- Stumble
- 28 comments
sit down and shut the fuck up
The thing is Doc, we just got back from playing in the snow, and her cooch is frozen shut.
You’re exactly like paris hilton…just much better looking.
So Lars…You know I am plastic and I don’t really need to go to the OB/GYN
It’s Ashton and Demi!!!!!
I’m sure your new boobs will look great!!!!
This is the last time I buy anything used, i thought crabs and std’s couldn’t live on plastic.
You know what they say, “Once you go white, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.”
Okay, this is our 5th time here at the clinic checking up. Oh hey its an adult magazine!
“Future Calvin minus Hobbes”
Damn, I could have bought a better looking one than you…
Rick Salomon’s new girlfriend. Amazingly more plastic than Pamela Anderson!
1) Are we gonna talk about this, or are you just gonna keep ignoring me?
2) Well thats interesting, according to this study, last year over nine billion lbs of polymers were recycl…oh, I’m sorry baby.
3) RG: You know I don’t like that bitch.
L: For the last time, honey, Becky and I are just friends.
“We’re waiting to find out if it’ll be a Ken or a Barbie so we can start painting the nursery.”
“Why didn’t you tell me these boots don’t look good with these pants? Everybody is staring at me?!”
” Honey, believe me, they are NOT looking at your shoes!”
THE PERFECT WIFE, DOESN’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING AND KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT UNLESS I OPEN IT.I THINK THIS COULD BE THE REAL THING.
“I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”
brad and angelina (giggles) smoke a joint.
And you thought your girlfriend was a dead fish!
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Gosling. You are going to have a baby.
Is it just me, or is Demi looking hotter than ever these days?
Article Title:
“How to Tell if Your Girlfriend Is Faking”
This jacket covers my erection perfectly…
It says here in Cosmo that if I align my pelvic bone with your c-spot, your orgasm will be more pronounced. Maybe we don’t need this sex coach after all!
Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!
Relax honey, after all those nights you’ve just got to be pregnent this time. The doctor will be right with us.
Bianca looked over at Lars, so deeply engrossed in the latest issue of Star, and thought, “God, what an airhead…”
“Don’t worry Katie, I’ll have you back home before Tom even notices you’re gone.”