David Cross is a hero

Arrested Development and Mr. Show star David Cross was seen making out with Joan of Arcadia star Amber Tamblyn at the after-party for Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? David Cross is 43. Amber Tamblyn is 24. Page Six reports,

The two “were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night,” our spy said. At least they made it in the door.

Some people may think David is gross for dating someone almost half his age. I think he should get a medal. For is it not the American dream to eat out the ass of a girl young enough to be your daughter and have her put a finger up your butt as she licks your balls? Because I think it is. Plus it’s in the Bible or something. Look it up.