Dita Von Teese was/is in a porno

This is old news from months ago, but for some reason The Sun is reporting on it today. I’m going to go with it because I haven’t written about it yet. I don’t think.

A porno featuring Dita Von Teese, a blond and a double-sided dildo surfaced yesterday (Very NSFW video here). The burlesque dancer, real name Heather Sweet, filmed the movie before she became famous and way before she became the new face of Wonderbra. The Sun says

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

This can only help Wonderbra. This way when people are asked about the bra that magically increases your bust size they’ll think of Dita Von Teese in double-sided dildo action and get all horny. The only problem with this is men don’t wear bras. They just sniff them and occasionally jerk off into them. So I guess I was wrong. This probably won’t help Wonderbra at all.

Update: Download full NSFW clip here.