Elisha Cuthbert

Having given up her bobbed hair, I can say with much enthusiasm that I no longer confuse Elisha Cuthbert with having a scrotum. That probably isn’t the compliment she was hoping for, but I assure you, Elisha, it’s a good thing. I can’t tell you how many times a Friday night has ended with me saying, “Oh… you have a scrotum. Bigger than mine.”