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Fergie in a bikini is unsettling

By The Blemish, 8:56 AM on Apr 21, 2008, 4 Comments

Fergie

One time I thought I saw Fergie on the beach in a two-piece. “Don’t be a hero,” I warned myself. Alas, I knew I was the only one who could help. As I quietly and steadily inched closer to her like a cat stalking its prey, I realized, to my relief, it was just a really ugly dude so I put down the stake I was about to drive through her heart and returned to sipping my piña colada as handmaidens massaged my feet.

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4 Responses to “Fergie in a bikini is unsettling”

  • capt. cornhole
    9:22 AM

    Yummy ass. She looks hot on her knees. You can just about see what she had for dinner yesterday!

    Time to knock one out!

  • Bernard Lavilliers
    11:04 AM

    Completely with you it agree, the hot maiden!!!!!!!!!

  • woedhen
    5:32 AM

    well fergie got a awesome body. too hot .she is the queen of hip hop hottie

  • CA
    4:29 AM

    My god, she is asolutely gorgeous, just perfect!!Her tits are even more rockhard then I thought they were..respect!!!!What a Blonde beauty!!!
    But hm, the hiphop queen for me still is Foxy Brown, she is NASTY!!!!!Love her for that!!!!!!!