Heidi Klum

Cynics might argue that the term “camel toe” was coined way before these three year old pictures of Heidi Klum on the runway ever appeared. They may have a case, but I think Heidi really cemented the term in the modern vernacular of young men everywhere with these photos. For that reason, I want to give Heidi Klum a very special award. My body. Do with it as you wish, Heidi. I have a high tolerance for pain. Owie owie owie! I just stubbed my toe. Stupid wall. Who put you there?!