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Heidi Montag is melodic

By The Blemish, 4:16 PM on Apr 15, 2008, 0 Comments

Heidi Montag went on TRL yesterday to promote her clothing line and tried to freestyle with Nelly. It was pretty bad. I realized something today though. I’ve never really heard Heidi speak until now. She sounds mentally deficient. Is she? Have I been making fun of a retarded kid all this time? Now I feel bad. Poor, stupid retard. She doesn’t even know.

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