He’s back

Tom Cruise will return to Oprah, the daytime talk show that blasted him into infamy and forever branded him a nutjob, this May. MSNBC speculates Tom’s guest appearance will be related to the 25th anniversary of Risky Business. Coincidentally, this is just in time for May sweeps too.

A rep for Warner Home Video does confirm that there are “special plans” for the anniversary, and details are being finalized. Other celebrities have been contacted about being involved in the show according to sources close to them, so expect it to be an A-list hour of television. Cruise’s publicist wasn’t available for comment and “The Oprah Winfrey Show” didn’t respond by deadline.

Oprah’s team is making all the necessary arrangements as we speak. Tranq darts for if Tom decides to recreate that famous moment,  a lower than normal chair so his feet don’t dangle off it like a little kid’s and gay porn magazines. For their, uh, informative articles.