I don’t know why Roger sent me this clip of Hilary Duff from War, Inc. putting a scorpion down her pants and then asking a guy to take it out. He should have sent me flowers instead.

  • Bastardly: Rose McGowan withdraws money from an ATM
  • Drunken Stepfather: Paris Hilton gives it to Montreal
  • CityRag: Woody Harrelson’s naked ass
  • Bossip: Selita Ebanks is pretty
  • FHM: The Love Guru: Mike Myers is sinking low
  • Celebitchy: Dane Cook makes his neighbors step in poo
  • Co-Ed: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA tournament
  • Dlisted: Lily Allen goes blond
  • College Humor: Two half-naked drunk chicks dance to Daft Punk
  • CS: Father and daughter have child together
  • SOW: Marc Jacobs hates Posh Spice
  • Asylum: Miss Japan faces tough odds
  • UseMyComputer: Isabeli Fontana in Dsquared
  • Yeeeah: Ashley and Joe Simpson leak Mariah’s album
  • Defamer: Leatherhead fumbles during opening weekend