Hilary Duff is inviting and afternoon time wasters

I don’t know why Roger sent me this clip of Hilary Duff from War, Inc. putting a scorpion down her pants and then asking a guy to take it out. He should have sent me flowers instead.

• Bastardly: Rose McGowan withdraws money from an ATM
• Drunken Stepfather: Paris Hilton gives it to Montreal
• CityRag: Woody Harrelson’s naked ass
• Bossip: Selita Ebanks is pretty
• FHM: The Love Guru: Mike Myers is sinking low

• Celebitchy: Dane Cook makes his neighbors step in poo
• Co-Ed: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA tournament
• Dlisted: Lily Allen goes blond
• College Humor: Two half-naked drunk chicks dance to Daft Punk
• CS: Father and daughter have child together

• SOW: Marc Jacobs hates Posh Spice
• Asylum: Miss Japan faces tough odds
• UseMyComputer: Isabeli Fontana in Dsquared
• Yeeeah: Ashley and Joe Simpson leak Mariah’s album
• Defamer: Leatherhead fumbles during opening weekend