Jessica Alba and Cash Warren may have already picked a name for their unborn daughter. Honor Warren. Is this a joke? Ashton, I’m going to smash your face. The only thing worse than Honor Warren is Hope Warren or I Grow My Own Dinner Warren. They should just name her My Parents Hate Me Warren. At least then people will understand.
One of the guests had a gold and bead charm bracelet made specifically for Jessica’s baby shower at an L.A. jewelry store on March 25. The charms spelled out HONOR.
“She said she loved the name too, Honor, and said Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash’s baby. She said she couldn’t wait to give it to Jessica this weekend. She asked twice if the bracelet would be ready by then.”
The worst part is Jessica saying it’s an honor to have Cash’s baby. Kind of like how it was an honor for Rosemary to have her baby. Maybe I’m just a bit jealous. The only time women honor me is when I stick my penis in them. When they get pregnant, it’s all blah blah blah “you still owe me for that extra hour,” “you need to pay me child support,” “stop hitting me in the stomach.”
i see you finally found a sex toy that looks identical to the pecker that’s hanging between my legs.
She should stick that zepplin up her snatch to simulate child birth.