Jay-Z and Beyonce marrying

After years of marriage rumors for Beyonce and Jay-Z, the two are finally tying the knot. Yesterday, April Fool’s, the two obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York. A source says that Jay-Z wants to marry after finishing his tour with Mary J. Blige. The two have been together since 2002 and have rarely discussed their relationship in public.

New York’s Daily News reported this week that while Beyoncé was out of town filming for the Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records,” Jay met with her younger sister, Solange, in Miami. Sources reportedly told the paper the two discussed Jay’s proposing to Beyoncé and asking for her manager/father Mathew’s consent.

I’m not quite sure how Jay-Z landed Beyonce. She’s pretty and he’s not. My guess is it has something to do with that knife he’s holding to Beyonce’s spleen, but don’t tell the cops. You’ll ruin everything.