- Bastardly: Kate Moss and nipples play mommy
- Drunken Stepfather: Julie Bowen talks to Kimmel about her tits
- CityRag: Mariah Carey does Pebbles Flinstone
- Bossip: Mariah dethroned Elvis
- Asylum: Singapore’s government now teaches the art of seduction
- Celebslam: Janice Dickinson is back with more grossness
- Celebitchy: Gwyneth’s marriage is doing just fine
- ASL: Hulk Hogan and his new love. Sadomasochism
- Dlisted: Heather Mills is a master of disguise
- SOW: Richard Simmons is still alive
- CS: Tila Tequila is still alive
- Co-Ed: Don’t masturbate in the library
- College Humor: This is how you scare spring breakers
- UseMyComputer: Patricia Velasquez in HQ
