Mena Suvari does the bikini thing

Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari hit Miami beach over the weekend. She graced us with a bikini and her crazy chest tattoo. I hear that’s the source of her superpowers. What they may be, I have no idea. It’s rumored she’s able to stand around in a swimsuit looking oblivious and… OH MY GOD, SHE’S DOING IT! LOOK AT HER GO!

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capt. cornhole | April 2nd, 2008 5:38 am

upon further reflection and masturbation, I’ve realized that she’s got a girafee neck and a plump cunt.

Both are good though.

A girafee neck allows her to swallow those long cocks. While a plump cunt….nothing feels so nice as a swollen plum cunt rubbing your rod during sex.

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capt. cornhole | April 2nd, 2008 5:38 am

She’s got a nice deep ass… eating that cornhole would be better than thanksgiving dinner! The ridges on her balloon knot would be like moguls for the tongue.

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hmmf | April 1st, 2008 1:30 pm

US men’s swimming costumes are ridiculous.

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