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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton to torment dogs on British tv</title>
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	<description>Better than a slap to the face</description>
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		<title>By: capt. cornhole</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2008/04/paris-hilton-to-torment-dogs-on-british-tv/#comment-50958</link>
		<dc:creator>capt. cornhole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IT?
I said she could braid my cornhole hair not corncob hair.  So if you are referring to the hair around my ass, nope, I&#039;m not quite that hairy, nor do I have a zipper around my ass.

if you are referring to &quot;the frank-n-beans&quot; Nope also.  I&#039;m always very careful when I tuck my still hard shlong back into my pants after jerking off.  Never had an incident.

However,  I once fashioned a cock ring out of a huge torriodal transformer, I put both the frank and the beans through that.  There was a mild bit of discomfort and a momenet of fear later when trying to dislodge my swollen cock and balls from that and found them stuck.  Being the hardcore perv I am, I waited a bit, jerked off again, then everything worked out just fine.
The moral of the story:
Sometimes you have to jerk off twice to empty your nuts entirely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT?<br />
I said she could braid my cornhole hair not corncob hair.  So if you are referring to the hair around my ass, nope, I&#8217;m not quite that hairy, nor do I have a zipper around my ass.</p>
<p>if you are referring to &#8220;the frank-n-beans&#8221; Nope also.  I&#8217;m always very careful when I tuck my still hard shlong back into my pants after jerking off.  Never had an incident.</p>
<p>However,  I once fashioned a cock ring out of a huge torriodal transformer, I put both the frank and the beans through that.  There was a mild bit of discomfort and a momenet of fear later when trying to dislodge my swollen cock and balls from that and found them stuck.  Being the hardcore perv I am, I waited a bit, jerked off again, then everything worked out just fine.<br />
The moral of the story:<br />
Sometimes you have to jerk off twice to empty your nuts entirely.</p>
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		<title>By: Victor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does it ever get caught in your zipper?</description>
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		<title>By: capt. cornhole</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2008/04/paris-hilton-to-torment-dogs-on-british-tv/#comment-50954</link>
		<dc:creator>capt. cornhole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d let her groom and braid the hair around my cornhole.</description>
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