“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think she’s an injured antelope and pounce.