Comments on: Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah

By: mooj

mooj — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:46:47 +0000

for what? to fuck?

By: Sameyeam

Sameyeam — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:46:01 +0000

Daisy, its “ceases” not “seizes”. LOL, and to think, the purpose of your statement was to point out someone elses stupidity.

Maybe you and Paris could hang out and she could buy you guys matching clues.

Yours truly,

SamIam.

By: LMFAO

LMFAO — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:50:50 +0000

“Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think sheâ€™s an injured antelope and pounce.”

-BrillianT!! LOL!!

By: coffeegod

coffeegod — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:01:12 +0000

If we are very, very lucky and very, very noisy, maybe we can scare the poor beast into munching down on that waste of skin. Paris might make a decent meal for a middle-sized cheetah.

By: Daisy

Daisy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:18:06 +0000

This idiot never seizes to amaze me! She’ll probably try to take it back after she realises the cheetah doesn’t fit in her purse.