She’s probably gay

Latina interviewed the sexually elusive Michelle Rodriguez and asked if she dug chicks. As expected, she gave a cryptic response.

First, she lets everyone know she’s repulsed that people want details about what she does with her vagina.

“What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that that’s sick,” she says over the phone from New Zealand, where she’s shooting the new James Cameron film Avatar. “What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”

Michelle then toots her own horn calling herself unique and tough.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of s**t in a lot of women,” she says, before a long pause. “Sorry, I just had to knock out that burp.”

She then waxes philosophical.

“Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?'” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.” She goes on to say, “it’s a very perverse way of thinking, but it’s the way that the majority of adults in the United States and around the world think. Or the porn industry wouldn’t be the highest grossing industry in the world.”

Finally, she hits back at bloggers and journalists.

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog–that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Hey, I take offense to the jerking off comment. She makes it sound like it’s an every day thing. That’s wholly inaccurate. I mean, I only do it three times a week. Four if you count rubbing my penis on my neighbor’s Macy’s catalog as jerking off.