I wonder how many women at the gym know that when the bar falls on my chest while bench pressing 90 pounds, it’s not because I’m a klutz, it’s because I’m staring at them stretching for their workout. And that when I’m supposedly doubled over in pain, it’s to hide my growing erection. I hope not many because then people like Sophie Monk would stop walking around the gym in bra-less attire like this or worse, stop coming. Then it’ll be like 24 hr Fitness all over again. Total sausage-fest after the girls freaked out about the ventilation hole I drilled into their locker room.