Stuff you probably don’t care about

21 and The Ruins over Leatherheads: Why do I suck at guessing the box office?

Kathleen Turner was wrong: Kathleen Turner took back her story about Nicholas Cage stealing chihuahuas after Nic won his lawsuit. One small step for Nic. One giant leap for chihuahuas. Or something like that.

Jay-Z and Beyonce may be marrying: Like, right now.

Lauren Conrad takes a stand: Lauren Conrad wants you to club sandwiches not seals. Someone should inform Lauren clubbing sandwiches doesn’t make you feel as big a man as when you club seals. Especially baby seals.