Street Kings

Street Kings over Smart People, 21 over Smart People: Simply for the fact that no one likes smart people. Or was that a smart ass?

John Travolta loves the theatre: John Travolta took his daughter to see The Little Mermaid where he enthusiastically sang along along to Under the Sea. Possibly at the same time yearning for a place like that where no one would judge him. Afterwards, he took his daughter and her 26 friends backstage where he touched all the costumes and generally acted like a five year old girl. Once again, all the while envisioning this magical kingdom where no one would judge him. Word of advice: It doesn’t exist Johnny.

Lindsay won’t be doing full frontal: That’s okay because we’ve already seen it.

Britney wants to do the reality thing: Britney Spears is keen on starring in her own reality show where she can make money while doing nothing. Watch Britney eat a three course meal at a fancy restaurant. It’ll be the most exciting five minutes of your life.

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