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Tommy Cruise wanted: As a godfather

April 7th, 20082 comments

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Catholics, have decided to ask Tom Cruise, zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme.

“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.”

A $200,000 “Welcome to the World” themed party is also in the works. No word on whether Tom will outfit the fraternal twins in spacesuits and fire them from a cannon into space, but if he did, it would be totally awesome.

Oh, and also. Tom Cruise would like to know what the un-dead like to eat. Is it just brains or do they fancy appendages too?

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Donna | April 8th, 2008 10:45 am

I sure wouldn’t!

 
Herman B | April 8th, 2008 3:26 am

some people are defined by religion and government, because that is want of power that they warship. tom is defined by soul . . . and the guy is genius. who wouldn’t want tom as godfather to their child.

 

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