The Blemish

Tommy Cruise Wanted: As a Godfather

Jennifer Lopez

and , Catholics, have decided to ask , zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme.

“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.”

A $200,000 “Welcome to the World” themed party is also in the works. No word on whether Tom will outfit the fraternal twins in spacesuits and fire them from a cannon into space, but if he did, it would be totally awesome.

Oh, and also. would like to know what the un-dead like to eat. Is it just brains or do they fancy appendages too?

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  • http://bellah-halle.livejournal.com/ Herman B

    some people are defined by religion and government, because that is want of power that they warship. tom is defined by soul . . . and the guy is genius. who wouldn’t want tom as godfather to their child.

  • Donna

    I sure wouldn’t!