- Drunken Stepfather: Miranda Kerr is everywhere
- Bastardly: Blake Lively at the Gala
- Bossip: CSI star Gary Dourdan has been charged
- Asylum: Stay fit between trips to the vending machine
- CoEd: The Batmobile is for sale
- Celebitchy: Nicole Kidman replaced by Audrey Tautou
- ASL: George Clooney makes friends with the Beckhams
- Dlisted: Lil’ Kim as the Virgin Mary
- CS: Nicole Richie won’t be marrying anytime soon
- SOW: Pete Doherty’s already on YouTube
- College Humor: What not to do to your aunt
- TSW: Pink is buff
