- Celebslam: Christina Aguilera is honored
- CityRag: Keifer Sutherland, hubba hubba
- Asylum: Drunk Darth Vader spared jail for Jedi attack. What?
- ASL: Denise Richards twirls her hair and denies home-wrecking
- Dlisted: Paris peddles her liquid
- CS: Howard Stern vs Dolly Parton
- SOW: Simon Cowell’s face says it all
- College Humor: Friend berates the groom for acting like a homosexual for so many years.
- UseMyComputer: Audrina Patridge not naked this time
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
ya’ll know you want to see her crush a beer can with one of those girls.