- Celebslam: Christina Aguilera is honored
- CityRag: Keifer Sutherland, hubba hubba
- Asylum: Drunk Darth Vader spared jail for Jedi attack. What?
- ASL: Denise Richards twirls her hair and denies home-wrecking
- Dlisted: Paris peddles her liquid
- CS: Howard Stern vs Dolly Parton
- SOW: Simon Cowell’s face says it all
- College Humor: Friend berates the groom for acting like a homosexual for so many years.
- UseMyComputer: Audrina Patridge not naked this time
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
ya’ll know you want to see her crush a beer can with one of those girls.