Afternoon time wasters

- Bossip: Wynn Casino should break Charles Barkley’s fingers
- Drunken Stepfather: Lily Allen covers up in a bikini
- Bastardly: Lydia Hearst is damn skinny
- Celebitchy: Mischa Barton moves to Paris
- Celebslam: Christina Aguilera is honored
- CityRag: Keifer Sutherland, hubba hubba
- Asylum: Drunk Darth Vader spared jail for Jedi attack. What?
- ASL: Denise Richards twirls her hair and denies home-wrecking
- Dlisted: Paris peddles her liquid
- CS: Howard Stern vs Dolly Parton
- SOW: Simon Cowell’s face says it all
- College Humor: Friend berates the groom for acting like a homosexual for so many years.
- UseMyComputer: Audrina Patridge not naked this time





ya’ll know you want to see her crush a beer can with one of those girls.