Angelia Jolie’s drug tape and afternoon time wasters

I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. The Sun says this is Angelina Jolie’s drug video, but she’s not taking any drugs and when the camera pans to the right, there’s a guy sitting there with what appears to be a time machine.

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