Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are still at the Cannes Film Festival in France. Getting into the European spirit, Angelina Jolie changed her shirt on the patio, exposing her tits. Luckily, the NSA has a 24/7 spy satellite transfixed on Angelina for whenever this type of stuff happens. When asked if spending $2 billion to look at Angelina Jolie’s boobs was worth it, no one with the NSA was around to answer because they were too busy whacking off.
