Anna Nicole biopic and afternoon time wasters

Condensed for your pleasure.

• Drunken Stepfather: Tori Spelling has mommy tits
• Bossip: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon make their first appearance
• Bastardly: Katie Price looks haggard
• Celebitchy: David Letterman gives Paris Hilton a hard time again
• Celebslam: Sienna Miller attacks!

• Asylum: Man performs tracheotomy on himself with a steak knife
• ASL: Famous people celebrate under the influence
• Dlisted: Heather Mills won’t go away
• CS: George Clooney and Sarah Larson watched Rock of Love
• SOW: Remember Latoya Jackson? She looks like Michael now.

• College Humor: Kobe give an old lady a souvenier
• Daily Stab: Usher may perform on DWTS finale
• Celebwarship: Someone took a shower
• UseMyComputer: Emmy Rossum is still pretty