Burn After Reading and afternoon time wasters

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The red band trailer for Burn After Reading. Careful. Your virgin ears may not be able to handle the adult language.

• Bossip: R. Kelly should be scared. The tape wasn’t digitally altered.
• Drunken Stepfather: Lydia Hearst’s personal Sex in the City after party pics
• Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere arrives at LAX
• Celebitchy: Amy Winehouse to perform for Nelson Mandela
• Celebslam: Jon Voight had salad

• Asylum: Worst Sex and the City pick up lines ever
• CoEd: James McAvoy might be a hobbit
• CityRag: Britney braless again
• ASL: Eva Longoria fulfills her destiny
• Dlisted: David Beckham bought a vineyard for Posh

• CS: JoJo might be a Kennedy
• SOW: Melissa Joan Hart has her hands full
• College Humor: Baby born with no brain
• AB: If Sting doesn’t kick Pete Doherty’s Ass then Bob Geldof will
• Gawker: 400 teens destroy $8.7 million home after facebook party invite. Suck on that Corey Worthington.