Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz is delusional. That’s the only explanation for this deeply perplexing interview with Cosmopolitan in which she says she gets hotter as she gets older.

The actress “had to have work on my nose” after a 2005 surfing accident but, she tells the U.K. Cosmopolitan in its June issue: “I’d never do anything else. I think beauty comes from the inside.”

“I feel I get better with age … I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, ‘Wow, I didn’t look so bad.’ But I take more care of myself now, so in a way I feel like I look better than I did then …. I feel stronger and more confident.”

To her chagrin, she’s still battling the occasional breakout, though. “Sometimes I’ll look in the mirror and be like, ‘Damn, where did that that come from?’ Seriously! I’m 35 years old. When is this going to stop?!”

Cameron Diaz is the last person becoming more beautiful with age. When I think of Cameron Diaz, the first thing that pops into my mind is smashing my balls with a 20 pound weight. Given the choice between having sex with Cameron Diaz and raping one of Michael Vick’s pit bulls, okay, yea, I’d choose Cameron Diaz BUT don’t think for a second I didn’t weigh my options for around 30 minutes.