Cameron Diaz is a great actress

Cameron Diaz is currently filming My Sister’s Keeper in which she plays a person with leukemia. Hence, the baldness. Hello, Oscar. IMDB says:

This movie is based off of the book “My Sister’s Keeper” by Jodi Piccoult. This is from the back of the book: “Anna (Abigail Breslin) is not sick, but she might as well be. By age thirteen, she has undergone countless surgeries, transfusions, and shots so that her older sister Kate can somehow fight leukemia that has plagued her since childhood. The product of preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD), Anna was conceived as a bone marrow match for Kate-a life role that she has never challenged . . . until now. Like most teenagers, Anna is beginning to question who she truly is. But unlike most teenagers, she has always been defined in terms of her sister-and so Anna makes a decision that for most would be unthinkable, a decision that will tear her family apart and have perhaps fatal consequences for her sister she loves.

Uh, yeeaaa…. FAIL. A better idea would be to make that cap on her head into a cone shape. Then she can giggle and say, “Take me to your parental units.” To which I would reply, “If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!” Except, I wouldn’t be giggling.