Colin Farrell

The Sun says Colin Farrell has lost as much as 42 pounds (or as they put it, three stone!) for his latest movie, Triage, in which he plays a war photographer. However, he’s lost so much weight friends are beginning to worry. As they should be. They say they’re concerned for his health, but the truth is, skinny people rarely eat and when you’re friends with a movie star, you become accustomed to certain “perks”. Sloppy seconds, limo rides and gratis meals. How can you have perk number three when your friend is anorexic? Come on Colin. Stop being so selfish. Eat a hamburger or something. Your friends are depending on you.