Dina Lohan is a good mother

Dina Lohan’s reality show, in which she tries to make Ali Lohan a big star like Lindsay, but is actually a vehicle she hopes will rocket her to fame, is set to premiere on Memorial Day. The first episode shows Dina helping Ali along with her new album. Because it’s a given that if you’re in any way related to a star, you can sing.

In the premiere, Dina is also shown surfing the web for anyone talking trash about the Lohans. Hopefully, she finds my site. *Crosses fingers*

“I don’t live my life every day going, ‘Oh, they’re talking about us,’ ” Dina snaps. “I’m over it. Yes, it still does hurt, but people are just idiots.”

“Oh God, everyone’s talking about Lindsay’s intervention,” she mimics in a valley-girl voice. “This is so stupid. They better not talk about Ali like this, or there’s going to be war. I’m like a lion with her cubs.”

That’s all well and good, but what really solidifies Dina as mother of the year is when she left her kids to go party and later found out her house caught fire while her kids were sleeping.

And mom’s right there with the bad girls - leaving the kids at home to carouse at a party thrown in her honor, only to discover that her Long Island house had caught fire with her children asleep inside, says a source close to the family.

When the family hits Las Vegas to record Ali’s first album, Dina meets with Hefner at the Palms and allegedly “allows herself to have a little fun” during a dinner with magician Lance Burton.

As far as self-serving parents go, Dina’s right up at the top. She’d sell out her own kids for fame. And, surprise! She did. I’m pretty sure at the third episode, she’ll have the show focused entirely on her. Eventually, instead of helping her daughter succeed in showbiz, the whole series will turn into a bunch of screen tests for scripts Dina penned herself.

While you’re eagerly awaiting the premiere, here’s Lindsay in a bikini. Also, a preview clip of the show below.