The Blemish

Does Not Compute

Britney Spears

and used to live in the same Malibu community before Mel had to move because of the constant paparazzi and helicopters eager to get a shot of the fallen pop star. In March, the two were seen having dinner at Studio City’s Romanov restaurant. Today, ET learns that has taken Britney and her father, Jamie, on vacation with him to Costa Rica where they will be guests at his home.

If any of you can make sense of this, please enlighten me. These two have nothing in common. is/was a decent actor and Britney is a thick legged 26-year-old train wreck. What could possibly bring these two together? Love of God? Love of Costa Rica? Love of cake?

Also, as previously mentioned, people believe Britney’s pregnant again because of her expanding waist, the fact that she’s always hiding her stomach with her purse and has been going to Bally Total Fitness for a few weeks, but is actually gaining weight. This leads me to believe Britney’s having ’s lovechild. You heard it hear first! Exclusive! That’s what that word means, right? Do you think by putting more exclamation marks people will believe me? What am I saying, of course they will. Exclusive!!!!!!!!

Or from other sites
  • Trevor “Saint Nightwalker” Valle

    You are a vile scumclown and I pray that you get non-operable liver, bone and brain cancer which kills you slowly and oh so excruciatingly painfully over the course of 4-5 years.

    I pray for this hourly.

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    Awesome!