Ellen Portia

The California Supreme Court announced yesterday that they were lifting the ban on gay marriages. Following this historical announcement, Ellen DeGeneres wanted everyone to notice her so she announced on her show that she’s marrying Portia de Rossi.

Just last week, Ellen told Star that Portia is “a great partner. And I mean that in every area. She is fun to hang out with, fun to talk to, fun to travel with. We’re going to Europe this summer for a few weeks. It’s our first time there together, and we’re very excited.”

Unfortunately for you, still banned in California are marriages to your dollies. Maybe you and Barbie were never meant to be together. You god damn weirdo.