Comments on: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are marrying

By: 618

618 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:25:54 +0000

Captain cornhole, you’re a douche.

By: Rev Diane Van Dien

Rev Diane Van Dien — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:02:09 +0000

I am an Ordained Interfaith Minister in the SW portion of FL and if you wanted to get married on your way to Europe – I would love to volunteer my services – -you could pick a lovely beach anywhere from Naples to Venice – we used to tell our cruising sailing school students it was the Italian Tour! That’s an idea, too – charter a large sailboat for the wedding!

My son and d-i-l are actors and live in Malibu – so I could also be available for CA. My 1st wedding was in CA in the MTNS for my older daughter – it was a Rennaissance masquerade ball on Hallowen with the requisite full moon.

The invitation is there – I have done other lesbian ceremonies -as well as stright – so there is history and references. Regardless – Many Blessings,and a lifetime of all good things.

Sincerely, Diane

By: Lovely Rita

Lovely Rita — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:24:41 +0000

ha that was a laugh capt. cornhole

By: capt. cornhole

capt. cornhole — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:02:35 +0000

Ellen is the clown of the dyke world! You can bet she walks into the bed room sporting huge clown shoes and a strap on that looks like a candy cane.
Alas, there’s a reason many people fear clowns (and dykes):
After a bad day on the set, she’ll turn from happy clown-dyke to scary clown. Busts out the vamp fangs and starts biting Portia’s clit all the while cunt punching her…in the end her chitlins look like boiled bloody tripe.

…and no one has a second help of that…