Fergie ate it and time wasters

Fergie down. I repeat, Fergie down!

• Drunken Stepfather: Stephanie Seymour has a see-through dress
• Bossip: DMX has the need for speed
• Bastardly: Victoria Silvstedt out for a stroll
• Celebslam: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fit

• Celebitchy: Amy Winehouse back to wandering the streets
• CityRag: Celebrity butts all around
• CoEd: 2 Girls 1 Tattoo. What a strange man.
• ASL: Dax Shepard gets lewd

• Dlisted: Minnie Driver’s baby is English
• CS: Ashton Kutcher is a karaoke king?
• SOW: Harlow Madden is daddy’s girl
• College Humor: Barkley’s shut up and read
• FHM: Random girl Rachel seems nice