Miley Cyrus

Last night at the Playboy Mansion when Jayde Nicole was accepting her award for 2008 Playmate of the Year, Extra asked Hugh Hefner if he’d consider having Miley Cyrus pose for his magazine once she’s of legal age. Hugh replied, “indubitably,” or something along those lines.

“Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.” As for the drama caused by Cyrus’ VF shoot? “To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos — I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Somewhere Chris Hansen is at his computer reading this, shaking his head in disappointment. But not for the reason you think. His hot dog fell to the linoleum and rolled under his desk. So sad.