Iron Man

As expected, Iron Man, currently at 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, dominated the box office over the weekend raking in $104.2 million to become the second-best premiere ever for a nonsequel. This was also the first release by Marvel Studios without the backing of major studios. Which goes to show Spider-Man may have sucked far less had this happened earlier. They should have screwed the franchise more by making Peter Parker gay and then having him anal raped by Venom. It couldn’t have been more fruity than that dance number. Trailing behind Iron Man was Made of Honor earning a relatively low $15.5 million. And behind that… eh, who cares.