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Jake and Reese do the beach

By The Blemish, 10:52 AM on May 20, 2008, 1 Comment

Jake Reese

These shots of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal tell me three things. One, Jake’s facial expression is forever frozen in an effervescent smile. Two, Reese Witherspoon is a little dopey. Three, Jake might be gay because no straight man puts a bandanna on their German Shepherd.

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One Response to “Jake and Reese do the beach”

  • Biff Rockstone
    9:01 PM

    Reese better lay off the cookies. Those hips are super fat!!!! Gross.