Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson told UsMagazine that, after two failed marriages to a porn star and porn studio owner, she has no desire to marry, but is keen on having children. Jenna is currently dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz who’s last match is this Saturday. One in which he will most likely lose unless he pulls something out of his ass. Tito will either be moving to pro-wrestling, EliteXC or continue trying to impregnate Jenna.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! “We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

This news brings about many pressing questions. A few of which are as follows: Is it possible for Tito’s sperm to make it past the millions of other hopefuls which cake Jenna’s vagina like a chamber of death? Has Jenna’s womb survived being repeatedly poked for the past decade? Can her waifish body even provide nourishment for a parasitic entity? It’s times like these I turn to Bill Nye the science guy for answers. Where are you Bill Nye?

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