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Jessica Simpson inspects her breasts, maybe

By The Blemish, 10:13 AM on May 21, 2008, 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is currently in Cabo San Lucas doing god knows what. Fondling herself? Checking for breast cancer? I don’t know. These shots are so grainy she might as well be wrestling a polar bear. Regardless of whatever she’s trying to accomplish, she should seriously consider moving her hand a little to the left and rubbing her nipples with an ice cube. Mmm, yea, that’s it, baby.

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2 Responses to “Jessica Simpson inspects her breasts, maybe”

  • Bobi
    10:24 AM

    What’s up with the wedding/engagement ring?

  • capt. cornhole
    11:22 AM

    That first picture almost looks like she leaning up against the wall grinding her snatch with her free hand under the towel.