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Jessica Simpson inspects her breasts, maybe

Jessica Simpson is currently in Cabo San Lucas doing god knows what. Fondling herself? Checking for breast cancer? I don’t know. These shots are so grainy she might as well be wrestling a polar bear. Regardless of whatever she’s trying to accomplish, she should seriously consider moving her hand a little to the left and rubbing her nipples with an ice cube. Mmm, yea, that’s it, baby.

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Bobi
Bobi
15 years ago

What’s up with the wedding/engagement ring?

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

That first picture almost looks like she leaning up against the wall grinding her snatch with her free hand under the towel.