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Johnny Depp Has a Big Wiener

Johnny Depp’s penis size revealed in new book. Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter have published a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back. In it, they unleash a horde of information you thought you never cared about and lace their tome with full frontal shots of Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Basically, stuff you can find on the internet. But, they also claim Sean Connery and Johnny Depp have big dicks.

Sean Connery’s Penis Size

Sean Connery used to pose nude for art studies and one student said, “It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.”

A website claims that Connery’s dick is 12″ long.

Click to see Sean Connery’s penis (warning: NSFW!)

Johnny Depp’s Penis Size

As for Johnny Depp’s penis size, girls and guys will be interested to know that he was known as “donkey dong.” Depp’s penis doesn’t seem to impress Amber Heard though. She body-shamed him and called him “washed up” and “fat.”

The closest you’ll get to seeing Depp’s donkey dong is a scene from Johnny Depp and Javier Bardem’s year 2000 movie, Before Night Falls. In it, Bardem leans against Depp’s bulging crotch.

Is Johnny Depp’s penis size huge? You make the call.

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Nova
Nova
15 years ago

Well…Size is relative and Johnny Depp is a smallish kind of guy….i suppose a normal size weiner would look huge on a guy of his size. Still…i luuuuurve the Depp! lol.

Angelique
Angelique
11 years ago

No wonder why Johnny is beloved by women… he’s such a wonderful actor and a wonderful man! He’s big in everything, isn’t he? The only bad thing about him is that he never leaves his wife Vanessa Paradis……….. she doesn’t deserve him, he’s too much hot for her I think!

Abigail
Abigail
11 years ago

I think the one who spread the news about Johnny Depp size is Winona Ryder. I remember I read once she was scared about his size at the beginning, she was little and virgin and then she said she had amazing sex with Johnny. She told “sex with Johnny Depp is the most incredible and amazing experience I’ve ever had in my life”… I only wish I could be her or also Vanessa!

Lilly
Lilly
11 years ago

Good to know… lucky Amber Heard who got him right now after his divorce from Vanessa Paradis.

May
May
11 years ago

I’d really like to have sex with Johnny…… not only because he’s has got a big.. you know, but also because I read that his women told he’s really a good lover. I read somewhere in past that Kate Moss said she always had wonderful sex with him and that she especially enjoyed oral sex with him (doing it and receiving it) lol

Scarlet Baby
Scarlet Baby
11 years ago

I want have sex with Johnny! Soon! Johnny call me at this number 0061-666-789-4457

lucier
lucier
4 years ago

is this substantiated ? cause i see three other articles saying the opposite he’s a “tiny carrot”

JohnnysFans
JohnnysFans
1 year ago
Reply to  lucier

Johnny Depp is the most beautiful man in the world, we don’t give a f**k if he has a tiny carrot or a large cucumber because he can get it no matter what

Last edited 1 year ago by JohnnysFans
Emkay
Emkay
1 year ago
Reply to  lucier

Go on TikTok and watch some clips of him on stage in tight pants.. Holy s**t.. Huge bulge.. Also Joe Perry says JD has “an exceptionally large pepperoni” lmao