Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan, 21, will make a guest appearance on the season finale of Ugly Betty and on at least five episodes of next season. Lindsay will play a classmate from Betty Suarez’s past. No further details were given, but expect her character to be either a caricature of the real Lindsay Lohan (slutty, loves drugs, alcoholic, ie. fun) or the complete opposite of her image (librarian?). Either way, it should make for some entertaining television when they run a blooper reel of her arriving on set drunk, stumbling into the lighting and running full speed, head first into the set walls screaming, “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch.”