Mariah Carey

Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick Cannon, confirmed the rumors that Nick and Mariah Carey married. She wouldn’t give details as to where it happened though. Probably because she’s a sly dog.

“Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.”

“I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.”

It has been largely reported and somewhat confirmed that Nick Cannon gave Mariah Carrey the same engagement ring he gave former fiancee Selita Ebanks. E! says Nick paid $2.5 million for it so you could make a good argument that it’s the same one. I mean, come on. Nick who? I doubt he could throw $5 million around without some guy coming over a month later to break his legs because he couldn’t “make good on his promise.” That promise being to look as sexy as me. However, in Nick’s defense, that’s a difficult task to accomplish.

Update: According to the “anonymous” commenter below, Nick Cannon has done pretty well for himself. I still hate him for that Wild ‘N Out show.