Mario Lopez might be gay
By The Blemish, 11:31 AM on May 27, 2008, 3 Comments
When normal, straight males have Karina Smirnoff’s nipple inches away from their mouths, they don’t clench their eyes shut, grimace like they just saw Paris Hilton’s infected vadge and chuck them into the ocean. Which is what Mario Lopez did. Take that for what you will.
I dislike that douche as much as the next girl, but in all honesty it looks like he just came up from underwater… probably still gay, but just not quite a real grimace :(
He just came out of the water to throw her up over him in the water, of course his eyes are shut. You people try so hard to make rumors over stupid nothings.
Hey all…Mario Lopez IS gay. My friend overheard him talking on his cell phone in the men’s bathroom at an airport about having sex with his gay lover. Not that there’s anything wrong with it…