Comments on: Martha Stewart makes my penis tremble http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: whitney recherche http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52013 whitney recherche Thu, 22 May 2008 01:12:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52013 We don't need celebs doing this shit, we need random, good-looking people who have never been in TV or movies, like the kind of people in modeling agencies, like the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. For real, because almost every celebrity has a group of people, SOMEWHERE out there, hates them. Like, for example, I really dislike Alexis Bledel, and it's because she just looks to innocent and always plays an innocent little girl. But with randomly good-looking people, there are probably not many people who even know them. We don’t need celebs doing this shit, we need random, good-looking people who have never been in TV or movies, like the kind of people in modeling agencies, like the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

For real, because almost every celebrity has a group of people, SOMEWHERE out there, hates them.

Like, for example, I really dislike Alexis Bledel, and it’s because she just looks to innocent and always plays an innocent little girl.

But with randomly good-looking people, there are probably not many people who even know them.

]]> By: Doc http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52008 Doc Wed, 21 May 2008 18:30:54 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52008 Yeah, that made my testicles draw back into my scrotum. Yeah, that made my testicles draw back into my scrotum.

]]> By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52005 capt. cornhole Wed, 21 May 2008 18:20:06 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/05/martha-stewart-makes-my-penis-tremble/#comment-52005 Nah dude, she either waxing her moustache, or she's trying to solicit moustache rides to young Suzy Homemakers. As I've always thought she was a bit dykey I'd go with the later. ".....fold your panties neatly and place them on the ironing board. Now lower yourself to my mouth..." All in that husky Martha voice. "... later I'll show you how to toss my salad properly..." Nah dude, she either waxing her moustache, or she’s trying to solicit moustache rides to young Suzy Homemakers.
As I’ve always thought she was a bit dykey I’d go with the later.

“…..fold your panties neatly and place them on the ironing board. Now lower yourself to my mouth…”
All in that husky Martha voice.

“… later I’ll show you how to toss my salad properly…”

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