Master the internet

…in 1997.

• Bossip: Naomi has been charged with assault
• Drunken Stepfather: More Mel B in a bikini
• Bastardly: Tori Spelling doing what else? Eating
• Celebslam: MacGyver got fat. Wonder if he can make a treadmill out of rubber bands and paper clips.
• Celebitchy: Tyra Banks thinks she has a purpose. She does not

• CityRag: Celebrities separated at birth
• FHM: The top 20 action franchises
• CoEd: The sexiest rock star spawn
• College Humor: The mythical double knockout
• ASL: Shia LaBeouf is on top of the world. Or Chateau Marmont

• Dlisted: Britney has an offer
• CS: Pete Doherty in concert
• SOW: Christina Applegate is brazen
• AB: Weinstein pisses off Tom Cruise
• HB: Christina Aguilera rocks the vote
• NinjaDude: Ashley Tisdale will eat your soul