Miley Cyrus? Montana Tucker? Adam Sevani? What?
By The Blemish, 5:11 PM on May 06, 2008, 64 Comments
To preface, I have no idea what any of this means and this most likely will mean nothing to you either. This is akin to a second grader trying to read A Clockwork Orange. The only name I recognize in this whole mess is Miley Cyrus. There’s also a pretty good chance the anonymous guy who sent me this could be making stuff up, but I wouldn’t really know because I’m retarded and I’m not in love with Miley Cyrus or Montana Tucker or Adam Sevani. All I know is there’s a lot of drama here for 15-year-olds which is odd because I’m not near 15 and the only drama in my life was when a spider crawled over my foot this morning. Eeek! Anyway, anonymous dude writes:
So, Adam Sevani is using Miley Cyrus’ publicly to make singer Montana Tucker jealous. The texts below are from Adam to Montana, he told everyone on air at the Carson Daly show his Valentine was Montana… but then when Montana turned him down, he turned to Miley Cyrus to try and get Montana jealous.
What texts you ask?
Fwd: I dont get a. oh i’ll miss you or goodnight pumkin? I see
how it
is…Fwd: Goodnight my orange flavored pudding cake
Fwd: Call me when u can buttercup
Fwd: Why arent u answering my calls?
Fwd: Email me those pics when u get home
Fwd: Chill out. Its myspace. Fine dont put me on your top. Its
whatever.Fwd: Im waiting monty cyrus. haha Change ur top NOW
Fwd: I don’t pay attention to that stuff. I like you, is that
obvious
enough?Fwd: Im going to watch a show right now. but I wana be seeing u
perform…- –montanatucker
Riveting stuff, really. He was nice enough to attach a couple of pictures too. I’m guessing that’s Montana Tucker and Adam Sevani. And even though I understand none of this, I surprisingly only have one question: There’s a kid running around named Montana Tucker?
Thanks to sexy Colt whose name may or may not be Colt and who may or may not have chugged a Colt 45 in 30 seconds flat.
plezzzzzeee dont even put montana tucker in the same sentence as miley scank cyrus montana tucker is naturally gorgeous doesnt have fake teeth or extentions in her hair has a normal nose not a pig nose and is a classy girl doesnt talk trash about other girls so if adam is going out with miley it is to get more famous and because montana tucker didnt like him duhhhh
Adam G Sevani is cool~ miley is sucks alot~ sorry to say dis but yeah~yeah~yeah~ she’s suck and i js gotta say it!!
miley if u ever talk or hold his hind. i will make everyone hate u even adam. u will meet me in 2009 on tv. i will be kissing adam so don’t text him or call him a again. love u not! from your friend taylor
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ADAM SEVANIIII!
so fuck miley and who ever the fuck montana tucker is!
oh i am totally with you on that one!!!!!!
Miley Cyrus and Montana Tucker SUCK!!! But that not good >_<
THAT BITCH MILEY CYRUS AND Montana Tucker!!! AND EWWWW!! BITCH ASS!!
Montana Tucker UGLY EYE!! EWWW
Montana Tucker that ugly face white and eye hoes!!!
Uh huh. Well just suck it bitch. Miley’s “Better” is going out with a 20 yr old male model. She’s a fucking skank ass bitch. I mean come on you could just find someone your own age instead of some older guy. She probably even fucked him already…
…Adam is fucking sexy. End of story.
I love Nick so there is no comparision between the two…
i ttl know what u meen miley is a bitch ass slut i ttl know the girl he is goin out wit and it is NOT MILEY she needs dah get he ugly ass hands off adam go to my myspace and chack me out just look up on myspace Xx?im a fucking princess?xX …..
this is for u ugly a** paulina get ur eyes checked cuz last i checked out montana tucker she looks hotter than any 15 yr old! u r obviosuly an ugly fugly a** and wish u looked half as amazin as montana tucker who is already known as one of the hottest teen celebs she never dated or liked adam sevani read her blog on her myspace which is montanatucker they say she dated chris brown but i cant find anything on the internet that she says she did only that she performed at his 18th bday on mtv so maybe another rumor i guess that is what montana has to go thru! i think u r really hott montana and i once saw montana in santa monica and me and my friend yelled out her name and she looked at me and smiled so if u read this montana do u remember me?
wtf this makes me mad i know that girl thats going out wit adam ight and miley needs to take her sluty hands on my girls guy ight …..
stupid ass hole people spreading rumors! montana doesnt deserv this